December 2011
136 posts
Maybe I'm being irrational, and I probably...
But I hate my life and really think I’ll end up killing myself this year. If I find a cop at my door over this post because one of you tattled, just remember snitches get stitches.
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
Grades don't define intelligence and age doesn't...
needtogetlaidneedtogetlaidneedtogetlaidneedtogetlai...
Hey guys, I need to get laid.
Watchthenameisbunny:
startrippy:
tmaxxdude:
Every year, DJ Earworm use his talents to create a mashup that includes some of the top songs of 2011. He did it again this year with these songs. And with these songs he created the 2011 mashup, “World Go Boom”. 2011 gave us songs of regret and anger, pride and perseverance, and lots of fire.
Adele – Rolling In The Deep
Adele – Someone Like You
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That awkward moment when you fall in love with a...
Things alcohol destroys*:
thatjenkim:
*Based on true stories
an already painful break-up (especially when he sees you passed out on the bathroom floor)
a commitment to not sleeping with that asshole ex
the ability to see ugly people
the ability to make wise decisions
the ability to look attractive
modesty
basic speech patterns
your parents’ perfect vision of you
your waistline
All worth it though.
Trying to convince relatives that Ron Paul is an idiot, despite what he claims to say he is for, is difficult. Ron Paul is a worthy adversary….
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
All mine!!
I have ALL the wine! None of my family members drink! Best Christmas gift ever!
I don't mean to be a total scrooge but...
Christmas can end already. I hate this damn holiday. I’m just glad I have wine for both days to drink. Not my own bottle for me myself and I, but wine none the less. I’ll be drinking it out of a tea glass instead of a wine glass today too…. But really. I’m done with this holiday.
Watchickynicky:
My girls each got a Fijit Friend. This is how they dance :)
I want a Fijit so badly
If you have to say "This is going to sound racist"
It probably is, and you probably shouldn’t say it and realize you’re ignorant for even bringing it up. Especially when you are saying there is a difference between someone who is black and a “nigger” based off how someone acts. That sounds just like the same racist bull shit that we’ve been hearing from decades from dumbasses. And girl, I know you aren’t a...
A guy in my psychology class said he thought...
Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.
Him: No.
Me: Why not?
Him: Because I don't find men attractive
Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive
Him: ....... I can't.
Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN'T????
